"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research!" Show off your geeky side with this hand stamped aluminum bracelet displaying the quote "high-functioning sociopath" surrounded by smiley face designs in honor of the spray-painted face on Sherlock's wallpaper in the TV show.
The cuff bracelet is 1/4" wide, 14 gauge (~1/16" thick) aluminum. The stamped impressions have been darkened for contrast.
You may fully customize this cuff to suit your own style. Please read through these options carefully and indicate your choices in the "note to seller" upon checkout or, in some cases, in the dropdowns to the right. If you do not indicate a choice for an option, we will use the default settings as pictured in the finished product above.
Bracelet cuffs should be around 1" to 1 1/2" smaller than your wrist. You should be able to slip the cuff over the side of your wrist and turn it into place. If the cuff is too small, you will need to open and close it constantly, and it will eventually break from the strain. You can easily measure your wrist with fabric measuring tape OR measure a string or strip of paper after you have wrapped it around your wrist. Contact us if you have any questions about sizing.
• 5" (child or small adult)
• 6" (default)
• 7" (large adult)
Please choose between the following polished options:
• Polished (shiny)
• Brushed metal (matte)
See the "pick your texture" photo above for texturing options:
• No texture
• Edges hammered (Edges in dropdown)
• Fully hammered (Fully in dropdown)
Choose a font from options in the Designs and Fonts photo above. Depending upon the font, you can choose all uppercase, all lowercase, or normal (first letter capitalized).Please indicate your choice in the "note to seller" upon checkout, if different from the product photo.
Font used in product photos above: Arial Lowercase
We have a variety of design stamps available. Please see the Design and Fonts photo for our current selection. Some of the designs might be too large for this item. Please contact us if you have any questions about what designs will work.
This item has a default design stamp - happy face - surrounding the text. If you see an additional one that you would like to have either surrounding the text or at the ends of the cuff (a very popular option!), please indicate your preference in the "note to seller" upon checkout.
By default, we use black contrast to make the impressions stand out. You can choose an optional color for your item if you like. The following colors are available:
• Black (default)
For multicolored, let us know in the "note to seller" if you would like a rainbow effect or if you prefer specific parts of the impressions to be specific colors.
•••STAMPING ON THE INSIDE OF CUFFS•••
We get asked all the time for messages to be stamped on the back/inside of our items (mostly cuffs). There is a small additional fee for inside stamping - see the dropdown for (+Inside) prices. For your inside stamping, please include the following in the "note to seller":
• Text to be stamped
• Font if different from front
• Placement (either centered or towards one end of the cuff)
MADE TO ORDER
All of our stamped items are handmade and made to order, so each piece will be unique. While we do our best to match the product picture, your item will have small variations that give it a life of it's own.
FULLY CUSTOMIZED ITEM
The above options apply to the item in this listing only. If you would like a fully customized bracelet cuff, please use the following listing: http://www.etsy.com/listing/184529097/custom-personalized-14-aluminum-bracelet
Browse our full shop for more personalized and geekcentric goodies: http://geekocitycreations.etsy.com
1-5 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
This dropdown option covers two customization options: Texture and Inside Stamping. Since Etsy only allows for one dropdown variable to adjust price, we have to use this one to cover both our small upcharge for fully hammered texture as well as inside cuff stamping.
The Texture option is first and is either "No Texture," "Edges," or "Fully." "Edges" means that you want the edges of the cuff hammered and "Fully" means you want fully hammered, which is a small upcharge (currently +$2 USD).
The Inside Option, (+Inside), means that you wish to have a message stamped on the inside of your cuff. This is also a small upcharge (currently $+2.50 USD).
Bracelet cuffs should be around 1" to 1 1/2" smaller than your wrist. You should be able to slip the cuff over the side of your wrist and turn it into place. If the cuff is too small, you will need to open and close it constantly, and it will eventually break from the strain. You can measure your wrist with fabric measuring tape OR measure a string or strip of paper after you have wrapped it around your wrist.
• 5" (child or small adult)
• 6" (default)
• 7" (large adult)
This ring comes in three sizes: Small (US 5-6), Medium (US 7-8), and Large (US 9-10). The ring is adjustable within each size range and can be bent to match your finger more
Our aluminum jewelry will not tarnish, but sometimes the coloring in the letters can fade through wear.
This is easily fixed by using a black or colored permanent marker like a Sharpie. Fill in the faded lettering, allow to dry, then use a cloth or paper towel with a small amount of rubbing alcohol to wipe away the excess ink from the surface.
Apr 7, 2015
Looks just as it was listed and got here fast. I love it!
Nov 25, 2014
I ordered this for my sister who is a huge Sherlock fan. It arrived within 5 days! I was very happy and impressed with the product and speedy delivery. I can't wait to give it to her for Christmas. Thank you!